Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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