that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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