please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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