Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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