I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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