It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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