I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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