Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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