Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My balls are so social today.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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