I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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