Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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