Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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