butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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