I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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