nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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