Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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