She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
