can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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