Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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