do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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