ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
