How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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