do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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