One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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