Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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