We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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