Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Randomize
