Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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