you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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