I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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