Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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