He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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