The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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