Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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