these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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