found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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