I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Holy shit dude........stairs
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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