i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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