instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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