that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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