I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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