love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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