physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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