Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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