So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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