She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
