please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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