In the future we'll all be gay
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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