paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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