If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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