What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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