My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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