I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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