I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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