Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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