If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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